Description
Too pierced to function. Too problematic to care.
This “Pierced & Problematic” tee is a gothic nod to your favorite nail-faced horror villain — but with just enough satire to keep it spicy. Whether you’re into horror, hardcore aesthetics, or you just have strong opinions and piercings to match, this shirt says what your therapist won’t.
Printed on the legendary Gildan 5000, it’s built for maximum edge and minimum comfort for others.
Product Details:
- Unisex heavy cotton tee (Gildan 5000)
- 100% preshrunk cotton – soft, structured, and ready for judgment
- Bold distressed print in gothic serif lettering
- True to size – fits horror fans, alt folks, and BDSM cryptids alike
- Design does not include the box, so we’re legally cool
🖤 Perfect for horror cons, dungeon crawls, and family dinners.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
